Tuesday, 19 December 2006

Extreme Diets I (PILOT EPISODE)

NEWS FLASH!

Lycra Man and Ms Pinky are WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY overweight and are most certainly not going to look good for the end of year parties, so we're biting the bullet and doing it the hard way:

BREAKIE: 5 scoops of oatmeal cereal

ARVO MEAL: Slice of steamed fish + Boiled Vege (No SAUCES!)

DINNER: Slice of steamed fish + Boiled Vege (not going to have to say more about them sauces)

we're both pinky promised on sticking to the diet for 1 week first, with an option for extending the contract to a month... so let's hope ms pinky keeps her end of the bargain and doesn't touch chocs, bikkies, etc, yada or i'll get struck by lightning, drown in a tidal wave, get swallowed by the earth, get spat out, stampeded upon by a wild herd of rhino, get fed a mountain of wasabe by a drooling, nose digging sewerage living vagabond, and last but not least, suffer multiple heart attacks and choke on my own saliva to a long, agonizing death... =) wish us luck!

1 comment:

xice said...

eh overweight lovers. haha. nice blog :)